Hanes is offering fans a chance to hang out with Michael Jordan. All you have to do is visit Hanes.com/ChillLikeMJ and enter your email address to enter the sweepstakes. You can even enter multiple times if you’ve got the email addresses to do it.
This seems like an awesome prize! Jordan is one of the greatest athletes of all time, and he has a ton of money, and he owns a basketball team, and you or one of your friends definitely had a poster of him in your bedroom if you’re between the ages of 25 and 40.
Oh, that’s right, he’s also the most cutthroat competitor maybe ever. He’s a guy who punched his own teammate and seemingly took joy in demoralizing opponents of any ability level, from Patrick Ewing to Bryon Russell.
Now, Jordan is a good humanitarian who takes time to greet fans at the Spectrum Center sometimes before his Charlotte Hornets play. He’s a voice of moral conscience at times in NBA owners meetings. He’s not a bad guy, in other words. Just be sure not to do these things if you do win:
1. Try to compete with him in anything.
Jordan simply doesn’t lose. Even when all the odds are against him. Even when it might be good for him to lose, like the time he took down…